Who calls hot dogs "tube steaks" (OK, apart from Mitt)?
If you have ever heard this term used to describe any kind of sausage, or sausage-like edibles, please email me.
It may just be that having grown up in extra liberal Seattle, where we don't even really eat hot dogs (OK, we eat tofu dogs, not the same thing, though) and then having moved back to the land of fried Mars Bars and Haggis
, I've just never heard the term.
But somehow, I doubt it...